Bach's descendant became a comedian in Japan. why?

Johann Bach is one of the most famous composers in history. His works are time-honored and still listened to and influencing many of composers.
Today, his descendant, Nick, is performing comedy in Japan. He appeared on TV program "マルコポロリ" and talked why he came to Japan.
He told he is small and thus wasn't payed attention to by girls.  It's well known that many Japanese women are crazy about Caucasian and don't mind fxxking them easily. That's why he decided to visit Japan.
Although he came to Japan, his visa was about to be expired soon. So he applied to comedy company to get a working visa and finally became a comedian.
But his comedy group "time bom" hasn't become popular and can't get reward enough. Still his parents are kind of celebrity and aid him with about 12,000 US$ a month.

Japanese women are asked how many date do they do before sex with bf

Japan is often regarded as hentai, sxually abnormal land.
The other day, 200 white collar women are asked how many date they do before sex with bf.

The answer is the following.

in a first date : 25 women

2-3 times : 99

4-6 : 55

7-9 : 8

more than 10 times : 6

77 of them confessed that they did sex with the guys who they met for the first time.

How do you think of this result?

News sauce http://www.excite.co.jp/News/woman_clm/20150810/Joshispa_20150810_00314416.html

A high school boy was raped by "fake girl"?

According to newspaper Sankei, a 17-year-old boy was scammed by the guy who pretends to be a cute girl on the Internet. The boy and the "girl" made an appointment but when the boy got to there, a guy appeared in stead of the girl.
The guy said, "I came on behalf of her and would let you meet her" Then the guy took him to the hotel. Suddenly, the guy confined, raped the boy. Besides, his walled with 10,000 yen($100) was robbed of. After that, the guy got arrested.

According to the police, the boy got "inｊured"
...Guess what happened.

Future elite's mischief

The University of Tokyo(UT) is the most evaluated university in Japan. UT is also ranked at 21th in 2015 academic ranking in the world(ARWU)
Today, the cooperative store in UT announced that iPad mini4 was played a trick on again and again. The wallpaper is changed into masculine guy whom gay may like. 

【駒場購買部】購買部ご利用のみなさまへお知らせ。店内展示機のiPadが裸の男性の画像に差し替えられることが度々起こっています。多くのお客様にご利用いただいておりますので何卒ご勘弁ください。iPad mini４はただ今ご予約受付中です。 pic.twitter.com/eFCxCw2fhT

— 東大生協駒場購買部 (@komabakoubai) 2015, 9月 23

Japanese discuss Sano’s imaginative designs

We reported Mr Sano is suspected for plagiarism. Net users collected his “original” designs and it became controversial.

Well, I’m just layman so I have no idea how well it is designed. How do you think of it?

Curry which tastes like sxxt is now on sale

Do you know Curry? It’s a typical south Asian dish. Japan learned it via the UK and now it's one of the most popular dishes in Japan. 

These days, a Japanese pron actor opened a curry shop. What is special is that the shop serves a curry whose taste is sxxt. Japanese sometimes infer sxxt from curry from their appearance. Then the porn actor got inspired by Scatology and invented a curry which tastes like a sxxt.


According to his homepage, he has sexed with 8,000 women and was proud of being one of the greatest porn actors in Japan. He liked curry and sxxt from an early age and thus invented the curry. The dish is molded like a Japanese style toilet bowl. He confessed beforehand that the curry tastes too bad.  You can eat it from 500 YEN.

If you are interested in it, don’t miss it. The following is his homepage.


http://www.curryshopshimizu.com/

Cast of Haunted house at theme park was punched

A 19-year-old university student and his colleges walked in a haunted house. Then they found a guy sitting there. Suddenly the guy stood up and amazed them. The student got surprised at him and found himself punching the guy.
A police arrested the student suspecting that he punched the cast one time. The student acknowledges the suspicion and regrets doing it.
The theme park is called NOBERUSA and has the haunted house "Yubikiri no ie(A house for cutting off your fingers)"

News sauce : Asahi newspaper

Reasonable??? Catch phrase of the pre-war Japanese government is talked about on the Internet.

As you know, Japan fought against China and the USA and other nations during the WW2. Since Japan is poor in natural resource, Japanese had to raise efficiency. In order to encourage them, an impressive placard was made.

Translation: Hideki Tokjyo's arithmetic. 2 + 2 = 80. This is Japanese arithmetic during the war. But you can't do it on the spot. Tackle difficult tasks with device, resarch and braver, you can realize "2 + 2 = 5" today and tomorrow "2 + 2 = 7" This is the key to rise efficiency till "2 + 2 = 80"

The guy in the placard is Hideki Tojyo, the prime minister of Japan when Japan began war against the USA by bombing Pearl harbor. He was sued for the responsibility and sentenced death penalty. Of course, this placard is just a metaphor to improve efficiency, but they expected too much. They expected unreasonable luck and believed that if you are motivated well, you can do whatever you want. But the reality won't go as they wanted. Japanese talked about the placard and said, "Since leaders at that time were so foolish, no wonder Japanese lost that war"